(Enjoy the gif, it’s what Mrs lecter sees in bed 😉)
1) you are the fire that burns deep within my soul. Without you, I would cease to exist.
2) oh my soul, I love you more than anything on this planet. Even the greatest beauty on this world falls pale to you.
3)my heart only beats for you, my money is yours, my life is yours. Anything you do with it is yours.
4) there is only one god in my life and that’s my wife. She’s my creator and my universe. She’s the very essence of my being.
5) I would suffer through a thousand more lifetimes if it meant I get to be with you.
6) never will I love anyone as much as I love my wife. She is the one thing that keeps my heart beating. Without her, I would be nothing.
7) if her love is a thorn on the rose, then I’d gladly prick myself a thousand times to feel it.
8) my life would be colourless less without your presence. You are my moon and my universe. The sun that shines bright. The very essence of my existence.
9) if my death meant for her to live, I would die for her each time. There is no me without her.
10) I would die at her mercy if it meant I saw her face for the last time.
ever since I learned about identifying people based on dental records I knew I would never be able to commit a biting related crime bc I have a distinctive bite pattern but then a few years ago I let the stupid government fingerprint me so now I can’t commit any crimes
biting someone to death like a wild dog is back on the menu boys!
Reminder that puffins are extremely social and like to fit in with their friends, so they will adopt mannerisms and interests of the group. So there is a good chance this little guy is trying to be friends with the photographer by showing his interest in the camera.
